A Few Funny Stories
Witam, czytnik!
Random Polish spasm.
Hello, reader! Feeling sad? Don't blame you with Trump and Brexit going on.
Disclaimer: Dudel will not appear as he is being blown up and has a pipe attached to his mouth.
Here's some stories about my failures to cheer you up!
When I was little I wrote a DIARY. Blogging is the same, just showing it to the whole entire world.
Here is an extract:
It's hard being seven years old.
Really.
You get told off lots,
Seven year olds didn't know what was going to come when you are a few years older.
you go through your first exams, and GRADUATE to Key Stage 2.
GRADUATE???
Aw hell nah.
And that's all that was ever in there. Anti-climatic, huh? Another weird story is when Heidi lost a toe. She was a baby, and one of my mum's hairs got in her baby-grow, and it wrapped around her toe and literally gnawed it off.
And then she went to hospital.
SO... another story. My worst injury I have had in my life was probably my crazy parkour accident. I was about 6 years old when I was somewhere up in *censored* and I was running on a wall and *breath* there was a big jump and I thought I could make it and *breath* then I didn't and fell.
BOOM. Suddenly I had by head resting on my heels and I scarred my face (which is why I won't do a face reveal(jk)) and scarred my elbow (still have) and hip (still have). And blood was all over the path. Gory.
Alright, so I still have a life that isn't as bad as others but nvm. Gonna play some freerice.com cause I feel terrible. Thom :3
Random Polish spasm.
Hello, reader! Feeling sad? Don't blame you with Trump and Brexit going on.
Disclaimer: Dudel will not appear as he is being blown up and has a pipe attached to his mouth.
Here's some stories about my failures to cheer you up!
When I was little I wrote a DIARY. Blogging is the same, just showing it to the whole entire world.
Here is an extract:
It's hard being seven years old.
Really.
You get told off lots,
Seven year olds didn't know what was going to come when you are a few years older.
you go through your first exams, and GRADUATE to Key Stage 2.
GRADUATE???
Aw hell nah.
And that's all that was ever in there. Anti-climatic, huh? Another weird story is when Heidi lost a toe. She was a baby, and one of my mum's hairs got in her baby-grow, and it wrapped around her toe and literally gnawed it off.
And then she went to hospital.
SO... another story. My worst injury I have had in my life was probably my crazy parkour accident. I was about 6 years old when I was somewhere up in *censored* and I was running on a wall and *breath* there was a big jump and I thought I could make it and *breath* then I didn't and fell.
BOOM. Suddenly I had by head resting on my heels and I scarred my face (which is why I won't do a face reveal(jk)) and scarred my elbow (still have) and hip (still have). And blood was all over the path. Gory.
Alright, so I still have a life that isn't as bad as others but nvm. Gonna play some freerice.com cause I feel terrible. Thom :3
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