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A Few Funny Stories

Witam, czytnik! Random Polish spasm. Hello, reader! Feeling sad? Don't blame you with Trump and Brexit going on. Disclaimer: Dudel will not appear as he is being blown up and has a pipe attached to his mouth. Here's some stories about my failures to cheer you up!  When I was little I wrote a DIARY. Blogging is the same, just showing it to the whole entire world. Here is an extract:   It's hard being seven years old. Really. You get told off lots, Seven year olds didn't know what was going to come when you are a few years older.  you go through your first exams, and GRADUATE to Key Stage 2. GRADUATE??? Aw hell nah. And that's all that was ever in there. Anti-climatic, huh? Another weird story is when Heidi lost a toe. She was a baby, and one of my mum's hairs got in her baby-grow, and it wrapped around her toe and literally gnawed it off. And then she went to hospital. SO... another story.  My worst injury I have had in my life was probably my...