Hello There, I Exist

Witam, czytnik! Random Polish spasm. Hello, reader! Feeling sad? Don't blame you with Trump and Brexit going on. Disclaimer: Dudel will not appear as he is being blown up and has a pipe attached to his mouth. Here's some stories about my failures to cheer you up!  When I was little I wrote a DIARY. Blogging is the same, just showing it to the whole entire world. Here is an extract:   It's hard being seven years old. Really. You get told off lots, Seven year olds didn't know what was going to come when you are a few years older.  you go through your first exams, and GRADUATE to Key Stage 2. GRADUATE??? Aw hell nah. And that's all that was ever in there. Anti-climatic, huh? Another weird story is when Heidi lost a toe. She was a baby, and one of my mum's hairs got in her baby-grow, and it wrapped around her toe and literally gnawed it off. And then she went to hospital. SO... another story.  My worst injury I have had in my life was probably my...

So yeah. Hi! I'm Thom. I am a legit Brit. I live in a house with my parents and my little twin sister Heidi. She is annoyingly annoying, but at least it's slightly beneficial - I can chat to, or wrestle, someone whenever I like. Life is great! I'll probably post once or twice a week. One day, a gaming post and another a life blog. Rest In Peace, spatula. A cool thing that happened is spring break begun yesterday. YEEAH! We have plans to shopping and to have a barbecue on our little Weber today (small but does the trick). Hopefully Dad doesn't start a huge fire.  A few days ago, we bought a few ribs, a lot of burgers, and a couple of sausages and rolls. My sister, Heidi, is sitting down and making a list of what to buy at the shopping trip.  What on earth has the world come to. It's been a long time since I went to that mall. It is gigantic, and has every store in 197 out of 197 countries. I am amazing at geography too; try me! The pain is real. ...